February 2012
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if someone else says or types the d word near me i swear to god im going to punch a child
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reading an article about how fat girls are the worst and should never be fucked because it lowers the self esteem of attractive girls making them give up on taking car eof themselves turning them into fat girls too
oh my favourite part is
“If you MUST fuck a fat girl, do it once, and then end it, and when you end it tell her its was because she’s fat.”
or maybe its
“If you have a fetish...
So I was playing the first Ace Attorney game and...
misterseathing:
You know how Edgeworth seems to wear a permanent scowl?
And how when you see his dad, they share a strong resemblance, but Gregory Edgeworth has wider eyes and wears glasses?
What if Edgeworth needs glasses, but he’s too stubborn to admit it, so he just squints all the time?
yes
yes
yes
i should have the right to tag my posts taken away from me
i am disgusting
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terrilynnee:
“I’m laughing because I can’t stop thinking about dicks!”
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i just laughed for a good five minutes because terri asked the difference between hung and hanged and all i could think about was dicks and when terri and cara asked why i was laughing terri thought i was laughing at her question but i was like no im laughing because i cant stop thinking about dicks and then i started crying i was laughing so hard
dicks
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the knowledge that you really need to shower because you have class at noon and you woke up halfway through your first class but youre sitting on tumblr anyway
(i actually had considered skipping my first class on purpose but last second before i went to bed decided i would go but i guess my head and alarm clock had made up their mind and werent havin’ it when i changed my mind)
though tbh...
terrilynnee:
psiduck:
once you’re legal age, you’re a little too old to be going to warped arent you?
hashtag judging you hashtag the only person who is safe is terri hashtag just jealous i never got to go as a tween
hahahaaaa that’s me! why am i safe tho
i’d never go anymore. the last year that interested me was ‘05.
“pop-punk is soooooooooooooo 05” < youre safe because...
one day im gonna hope i will make more ace attorney friends but honestly id settle just for more friends online in general? i used to have way more people i talked to on tumblr and now i have like………………none
im starting to hate the whining i do here so im trying to cut down but sigh
snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
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all of my energy goes towards making sure i stay fat for the rest of my life?????
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
captivundliberator:
psiduck:
the girls in our suite are really loud but if i shut the door i will SUFFOCATE no seriously i figured out something whenever our door is shut is whenever i get the most pissy like uh yeah no more shutting the door
MFW
accurate gif is accurate lbr
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what if i just sat around painting my nails and detachedly bossed my partner around, making her do all of our partner project on leather/leather trimmed dresses? hmmmm
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you guys i actually CALLED the piercers instead of just going down there and im either going to go tonight with kenzie or with jason before we leave tomorrow and I CAN PROBABLY STAY HOME? i miss my parents. maybe ill spend friday night at galens and saturday night at home? though i want to see my aunt but YES AGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just cant wait to go home because im easily annoyed and very...
spiegelstruck:
“is this the police department”
“no this is gumshoe”
thetimetier:
magic conch will i ever be a quality blog
i think i did well on physics
they had apple fritters at the dining hall
im officially 6 months til i turn 21
im still sick though
and its
a million
degrees
in
here
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